If all of the preceding episodes of American Idol this season were distress signals, then last night’s performance episode was those signals flat lining. “Songs of the Cinema” night was an all-around disaster. The judges could barely muster up any relevant critiques, and even the praised performances were just so-so in comparison to other things [...]
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“american idol” top 4: consider the shark jumped.
Posted by aljal on May 13, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/american-idol-top-4-a-reel-bad-night/
i miss the kooky glassblower already.
Last week, as I watched Siobhan Magnus, one of my picks to make it to the top 4, if not top 3, sing her American Idol swan song, I felt a whole lot of…nothing. I’ve experienced many emotions over the years as an avid Idol viewer, but never has that range included apathy. As I [...]
Posted by aljal on May 4, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/i-miss-the-kooky-glassblower-already/
“american idol” top 9: part deux
…And I’m back! Since I last discussed the goings-on at American Idol, we lost Didi and almost lost Big Mike, but then the judges had a momentary lapse of judgment and decided to save the beefy, lip licking super dad. Between Big Mike and Andrew constantly reminding us that they’re fathers on Idol, and Kate [...]
Posted by aljal on April 14, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/american-idol-top-9-part-deux/
‘american idol’ top 11: too awful to make a witty headline.
I almost didn’t want to write about American Idol again, because I mentally checked out of the show about halfway through last night, and because it was so damn boring/awful/pitchy/etc. that I don’t care who goes home tonight; it could be any one of six people and I’d be happy. But I have some perverse [...]
Posted by aljal on March 24, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/03/24/american-idol-top-11-too-awful-to-make-a-witty-headline/
‘american idol’ top 8 guys: a crying shame
After viewing last night’s episode of American Idol, I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or shake my fist disdainfully at the pathetic displays of talent that made up the semifinal round. Forgive me for repeating a sentiment many others share, but these 16 people are the most talented out of the thousands that auditioned? [...]
Posted by aljal on March 12, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/03/12/american-idol-top-8-guys-a-crying-shame/
american idol top 20: mediocrity at its finest.
After enduring four hours of aural torture last week, only a fool would be back for more American Idol this week. Clearly I’m a fool, because tonight’s show just proved how mediocre the semifinalists are this season. Crystal Bowersox’s medical emergency (I’m hearing something diabetes-related) prevented the girls from performing in their usual Tuesday night [...]
Posted by aljal on March 5, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/03/05/american-idol-top-10-guys-mediocrity-at-its-finest/
american idol top 24: boys on the side
After Tuesday night’s two-hour torture session with the girls, I was anxious to see if the top 12 guys could deliver more entertaining performances. There were some standouts, but it was mostly a sea of mediocrity, with the judges being as hypocritical as ever. Before I get to critiquing Todrick Hall‘s performance, let me take [...]
Posted by aljal on February 26, 2010
http://aljal.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/american-idol-top-24-boys-on-the-side/
